What should you never say to a Programmer ?

Programming is a one of a kind job and it has one of a kind issues and that is why there are some things that a programmer shouldn’t be bothered with. Here are 9 things you should never ever say to a programmer,

Just met my friend Kiran after a long time. After some initial random conversation.

Vishesh: What is your job profile?

Me (excitedly): I design electronic circuits and write some low-level programs for them.

V: So you are a low-level programmer?

Me: Yeah.

V: My cousin is also a programmer. But, I think he is smarter than you.

Me (confused and thinking that he must be a good programmer): Oh great! It would be nice to meet him. But, why do you think he is smarter?

V: Although still in school, he is a high-level programmer.

Me: . . . . .

P.S.: Low-level programmer is a Machine level programmer which is Not at all EASY profile.

Low level programming languages can interact directly with the hardware, while high level ones don't have such direct and easy access to the hardware.